My first memory, when I was a child.

BEST LEFT UNFOUND::::That's me. (not really)

My first memory makes me feel kindof like a jerk, but whatever.  I was a little kid, probably like 3 or 4 and I was playin' across the street at my friends house.  My mom's best girlfriend brought her little boy to our house for a play date or something and they were calling my name to come home.  I ran into the shed across the street and watched them all on the front porch hollerin' for me to come home and play with the little boy.  I didn't want to so I watched through the crack in the shed door until they left.  I don't even remember my mom coming to look for me!!